Friday, July 4, 2008

Scott Kaughman...I love you!!!

I know, I know...it sounds like some movie you may have heard of, but no...this is real...HAHAHA

Today while at work, I was making change for the registers. I wasn't supposed to be helping anyone, but a man....and do I mean MAN, walked in to the store. I was at a loss for words. I stopped and stared for what I was at least 287 hours.

This man was so gorgeous that I just couldn't talk.

He walked directly up to me and smiled. I'm pretty sure at that point, I was a puddle of slush on the floor. (but I'm also pretty sure that I was a happy puddle) I walked over to the register and asked him. "What can I help you with?"

I couldn't help but stare at his chiseled chest. He was a construction worker and wore his rolled up, long sleeved, red and white flannel shirt half way unbuttoned so you could see his muscular physique.

The heat was unbearable, but when I looked in to his crystal blue eyes I was transported to a cool watery oasis, where the sky was filled with big beautiful clouds and a breeze blew every few minutes. His sandy blond hair hung over his brow in a shaggy sort of way, but it complimented his amazing clear complexion of light tan perfection.

He smiled at me...his smile could melt diamonds. I had seen nirvana.

Michaelangelo couldn't have sculpted something this wonderful.


He told me what he needed done and as I walked to grab his paper, he held my hand and we lingered for a moment. The pheromones in the air between us were unbearable. Our animal instinct gave in.

He pulled me over the counter. He said "I've been waiting my whole life to meet you" and he kissed me. I threw the bag of money on the floor and went in for the deepest kiss. It was wet and dry...soft and hard...I could feel it in my toes as they curled. My body throbbed and it took my breath away.


He caressed the center of my back and pulled me in closer to him. His hand touched my neck as he nibbled my ear. People watched, but I didn't care...I was pretty sure I had died and gone to heaven. He whispered in my ear..."Franky....." and I said "uh huh?" and bit his lip....

"Excuse me?...Sir?"

I was snapped back to reality.

His name was Scott Kaughman. This gorgeous man in front of me...so amazing to look at, I think I cried tears of true happiness for I had found the meaning of life.

I helped him with his order....he wanted something simple. He wanted to wait to come back until Monday. I told him he could wait and I'll do it while he waits. (I don't work Mondays so you can damn well bet I was gonna take in as much of him at that moment as I could.)

I finished his job...and as not to be rude, I made small conversation with him. (He was waiting after all) "I couldn't help but notice you have a nice chest. Do you work out?"

"I don't really have to in my line of work...every day is a workout..hahaha" and there he went smiling that smile that only gods have seen.

"What's your meal plan like?"

"Well, I get hungry alot...so I eat lots of chicken and steak. I like to watch what I eat so I don't get that belly that some of my co workers have"

"Do you drink often?"

"HA HA HA....you're gonna laugh, but...I drink lots of milk. If you want a great body, you need to drink lots of milk."

and I got thirsty.....



and suddenly, I was no longer lactose intolerant.


1 comment:

Enano said...

lol your dumb...

nice story...