Who does that???!!

I was walking home from work today when this red car flies by. I look back because I thought the driver was going kinda fast in an area that says "25 mph" and I remember seeing a woman with a baby at the crosswalk where the car was zooming to.

I see in the car a pretty hot looking cholo.

Light skinned, bald head, tattoos on his shoulders, mustache, white wife beater...Kinda not what you'd expect to be doing the following.

He busts a U Turn and stops his car in the parking area.....and I hear him yelling. "Hey!....In the hat!...come here! HEY!!"

I don't turn around because, this is East LA....who knows whats gonna happen.

I pretend to be texting and he rolls by...."EY...I wanna talk to you papa"

My stomach dropped.

Was this dude really talking to me? Trying to get at me in broad daylight? DID HE JUST CALL ME PAPA?!?!?

I get a call from my boo at the exact moment I am about to cross the street. The red car is about to make a right...I hear him say, "dayum papa...I coulda got all up in that. Be careful and look both ways before you cross the street" and blew me a kiss.

He speeds off and honks....

I think I'll masterbate about the "What If" now...LOL